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#126
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| What was Poochy to do? Suddenly he saw Cloud Strife rushing by on an armored Gold Chocobo, so he grabbed the first chocobo he could get his hands on and chased after Cloud in the hope that he had some anti-itch materia in his possesion. |
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#127
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| As though Cloud had no idea why the meerkat named Poochy was chasing him, he jumps off his chocobo and brings Poochy to the ground with his sword. |
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#128
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| Suddenly, poochy finds a piece of materia on the floor. He picks it up, equips it, and is suddenly able to cast STOP on Cloud, giving Poochy time to explain what has happened thus far and allows him the chance to request an Anti-Itch materia of some sort. |
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#129
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| Cloud understands, and explains to Poochy that he has to complet a task for Cloud and Poochy will recieve directions to the anti-itch serum. |
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#130
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| Poochy fearfully complies and asks what Cloud's task is and finds out that Cloud is looking for the white materia he mistakenly dropped in the City of the Ancients all those years ago. |
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#131
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| Poochy heads towards the City of Ancients, to retrieve the white materia, and on the way he meets up with a bunny named HoppyJack. (Cloud didn't drop the materia did he, Aeris dropped it and then it went into the life stream with her right??) |
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#132
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| Partway through the trip he realizes by the time he finds the materia and gets the instructions from Cloud it may be too late to help his fellow meerkats- remembering the piece of materia he found earlier, he came up with an idea. |
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#133
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He decided that he would bake a massive cake for his fellow meerkats that was infused with a strong sleep chemical which would cause the meerkats to remain at a standstill until he could return successful from his mission. |
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#134
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| Unfortunately, HoppyJack was pulled over for speeding and taken into custody for having almost an ounce of the "strong sleep chemical" in his possession, leaving Poochy to continue alone. |
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#135
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| Suddenly Poochy heard a mechanical kind of roar above him in the distance, it was Cid Highwind with his Airship "Highwind", so Poochy flagged him down and asked if he could grab a ride back to his village. He got back, cast Stop on everyone, and then had Cid take him all the way to the entrance to the forest blocking the way to the City of the Ancients so he could grab the Holy materia that Cloud wanted; now all Poochy needed was the Harp that would reveal the entrance to the City of the Ancients, where to start looking though... |
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#136
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| Poochy realizing that he somehow *misteriously* found the materia wene he was on his journey on foot, returns to the highwing, as Cid breaks the news that the battery has died. (*spelling*) |
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#137
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| Of course, Cid being a trooper, decided that he best tell Poochy to go outside under the Highwind and blow all the air he could out of his lungs to help push the ship upwards while Cid would look at all the switches. |
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#138
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| Half an hour later, Poochy was still there puffing away- as he collapsed against the ship in exhaustion he glanced up and saw the Energizer Bunny staring at him. |
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#139
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| Poochy grabbed a sword, that was for some reason mysteriously stuck in the underneath of the Highwind Airship, and attacked the Duracell Bunny. Poochy then nicked it's battery and took it to Cid, who was very happy because the battery was a limited edition Plutonium Battery that was fully powered and would last for over 1000 years. |
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#140
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| poochy finally reached the ancient city, ran through all the rooms opening all of the treasure chests (which were mysterously empty, due to cloud's visit) until finally he found the ancient altar where the materia had dropped out of the hair of aerisu when suddenly jenova birth springs out of the water. |
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#141
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| Rewrite the rules and Final Fantasy without me. I'm outta here. |
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#142
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| (you're right. it was my mess up. i'd take it down if i knew how. sorry i messed up. just continue on like i didn't post anything.) |
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