One Sentence Story

**Melinda S STAFF** · #1 07-05-2006, 12:38 PM

I remember this thread from way back when and it caused a huge hilarious story. The basic concept is this: I start out with a sentance and as the posting goes on you add to it. The kick though is you are only allowed one sentance. No more and no less.

Be Imaginative!
Be Creative!
Make Us Laugh!
Make Us Cry!

The first sentence is this:

It was a big day for the meerkats.

GO GO GO!!

**Chris S STAFF** · #2 07-05-2006, 02:03 PM

As everyone knows, the meerkats have one day a year where they shave their bellies.

**Jane N STAFF** · #3 07-05-2006, 02:05 PM

but this year the meercats had discovered waxing

**Melinda S STAFF** · #4 07-05-2006, 07:52 PM

When the meerkats began to wax they realized a little too late that it was made of acid from a mad scientist named Bolowabadingdong.

**Chris S STAFF** · #5 07-06-2006, 08:21 AM

Bolowabadingdong was notorious for torturing leprechauns and once they went into hiding, he turned his attention towards the meerkats.

James VanB. · #6 07-07-2006, 12:33 AM

Apparently, Bolowabadingdong had the idea that meerkat tasted like chicken, and being such a busy fellow hadn't the time to off them before offering them.

jay290783 · #7 07-09-2006, 06:31 AM

When a customer stated that he preferred his food dead, he was pointed to the sign above the door that clearly stated "FAST FOOD".

**Melinda S STAFF** · #8 07-09-2006, 04:03 PM

And unfortunately for the poor meerkats, they were the days FAST FOOD special.

**Chris S STAFF** · #9 07-09-2006, 04:21 PM

But one meerkat named "Wrinkle" refused to be subjugated and took up arms against Bolowabadingdong.

Rory K STAFF · #10 07-09-2006, 04:24 PM

Bolowabadingdong thought this very interesting and figured if he could mutate the meerkats into having more arms then there would obviously be more meat....

**Lyndon M STAFF** · #11 07-09-2006, 04:34 PM

And so he spent the next 3 years (minus time for bathroom breaks and checking his e-mail) locked in his lab attempting to bring his idea to fruition.

demiseofsanity · #12 07-09-2006, 11:57 PM

Unfortunately, after many years of searching, he couldnt find fruition and thusly couldnt bring his idea to him.

Jerry M STAFF · #13 07-10-2006, 02:31 AM

Now hopelessly insane, Bolowabadingdong believed the Meerkats divine, and worshipped them from the safety of his laboratory, while at the same time, plotting their deaths.

**Magnus A STAFF** · #14 07-10-2006, 02:55 AM

Wrinkels, finding himself in the position of leader of the pack of clean waxed, divine meerkats rose to the occasion and adressed the bowing Bolowabadingdong.

(Congrats on post #1000 WB ! )

**Melinda S STAFF** · #15 07-10-2006, 03:00 AM

<span style="color:#FF0000">Wrinkle's acceptance speech of the position of leader of the meerkat clan was simply put as "let's get him"; sadly, none of the meerkats listened as they were too busy looking at their reflections in the skin of their waxed bellies</span>

jay290783 · #16 07-10-2006, 07:18 AM

Suddenly a pack of Hyenas entered the restaurant demanding to be fed, which brought blowadingdong back to his meerkat cooking, culinary senses.

**Melinda S STAFF** · #17 07-10-2006, 10:49 AM

Bolowabadingdong decided that perhaps it would be best to just fry up a meerkat stir fry for the hungry hyenas, and began chopping up vegetables.

Rory K STAFF · #18 07-10-2006, 03:35 PM

Such was his haste in the chopping due to the significant demands of the customers Bolowabadingdong accidently cut off the tops of his index and second fingers on his left hand and dropped them into the wok with the veg

demiseofsanity · #19 07-11-2006, 12:36 AM

Thusly Bolowabadingdong began to cry, and tears also fell into the wok, from the steam rose a genie named Wayne.

jay290783 · #20 07-11-2006, 05:59 AM

Wayne granted Blowadingdong one wish, which was to have someone to help him cook properly thus he was given a son called Blowadingding who secretly wanted the Meerkat Fast Food Restaurant for himself.

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