To Maintain A Healthy Level of Sanity:


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And finally......smile.

The one I do the most is the asking for diet water. Its soooo worth the confusion on the waitress's face.

I once did 1-17 on April Fools but I always forgot to say April Fools!

i got kane and lynch yesterday - utter CRAP ! has anyone else bought it.

Sweet list Necro! I am definitely going to try a few of these out!

Holy hijacked thread Batman!! Where did that come from?

it wont let me write new thread just thought id ak you guys dont matter though sorry to bother you all.

No...its fine man. Its all good. Keep trying to start a thread though on this game in the PS3 Game Comments section of this forum. As for your question... I've been checking out the commercials on tv for that game and saw it at Blockbuster. I almost rented it but didn't for some reason. So its no good?

Hey.....ssshhhhh.. The tights thing was just between us dont forget.

Necro - I love you lol!!! These cheered me up no end!

Im gonna do number 7 in work on monday - they already think im a bit strange - lets make them really scared of me lol!!

funny very funny indeed

Finally gett'n some love around here.... Sorry guys, Nec's mov'n in.