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Old 12-03-2007, 03:35 AM
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A man has recently escaped from prison. He is going home on foot. He's on a country lane in bright daylight. He's 2 miles away from the prison when he spots a police car coming towards him. Despite knowing that all squads would be looking for him, he runs towards the car. When he is 10 feet away only then would he turn to the woods to hide

Why did he run towards the car?
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Old 12-03-2007, 05:16 AM
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The man is on a bridge when he spots the police car.
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Old 12-03-2007, 06:28 AM
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He's Mental ??????????
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Old 12-03-2007, 08:53 AM
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yeah, he's on the bridge
was it was it that easy?

your turn wonderboy
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:09 AM
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Hmm i dont get it is the car somewhere esle than on the bridge? and why would u jump off a bridge and break ur legs. Unless he just goes to the side of the bridge in the begining which is cheating.

I was gonna say it was cause the police man forgot to put his parking break on
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:24 AM
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wonder boy your a mighty clever guy and shadow how the hell did you think that one up ill try and think of one might take a couple of days though.
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:47 AM
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I know quite a few riddles
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:06 AM
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Like this one

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it's true, I'll send you to 4 years in prison. If it's false, I'll send you to 6 years in prison. After the man made his statement, the judge let him go.
What did the man say?
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:07 AM
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think hard on that one people
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:08 AM
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im innocent ?.....................
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:23 AM
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He lied there so the judge would give him 6 years instead of letting him go
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:24 AM
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I did say think hard
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Old 12-12-2007, 12:46 PM
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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I??
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:04 PM
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That's a hard 1....
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Old 12-12-2007, 02:01 PM
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The Wind?
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Old 12-12-2007, 03:04 PM
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somebody in this thread will kick themselves if they dont get it!
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:07 PM
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So I'm guessing not the wind then.
My only other guess is God. If it's not God then I give up and I'll leave it to other people. Or I suppose going on those lines, it could just be as simple as Faith or possibly Hope. Those are my last guesses. If it's none of those then I give up
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:28 AM
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This is stupid but.... A fart
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:12 AM
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somebody in this thread will kick themselves if they dont get it!
ok you better start kicking yourself lol its a SHADOW !
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:40 AM
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It's........ Me?
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:51 AM
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Like this one

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it's true, I'll send you to 4 years in prison. If it's false, I'll send you to 6 years in prison. After the man made his statement, the judge let him go.
What did the man say?
Can you solve that 1?
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:25 AM
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Can you solve that 1?
"I have pictures of you and the sheriff playing with the cuffs in cell #7" ????
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