• I obviously got these from elsewhere, but thought they were good and wanted to share them with my family! :D


    What is the Iraqi air force motto?

    I came, I saw, Iran.


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    How do you play Iraqi bingo?

    B-52 ... F-16 ...


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    What is Iraq's national bird?

    Duck.



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    What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

    They both want to know where those Tomahawks came from!



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    Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?

    So they can see their air force.


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    Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?

    Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.


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    What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?

    Two days.


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    What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?

    They both have Kurds in their way.


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    What is the best Iraqi job?

    Foreign Ambassador.


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    Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

    You only have to teach them to take off.










    An Indian joins the army. As he can't speak English, his friend
    joins with him to act as translator. After training they are sent
    to war and soon find themselves in the heat of battle. After a
    short skirmish they are separated.

    The non-English speaking Indian ends up in a fox hole with three
    huge marines.

    The first marine says to the rest, "I'm not waiting here to be
    killed I'm gonna try to make it back to the rest of the troops."

    He then jumps out of the foxhole and starts to run across the
    field. He gets about fifty yards before he is cut in half by
    machine gun fire.

    The second marine says, "I agree with him. I'm gonna try to make
    it back."

    He jumps out of the hole and starts to run. Twenty yards out he
    steps on a mine and is blown to bits.

    The third and largest marine says, "The hell with this I'm gonna
    wait here for the troops to save us."

    After trying to talk to the Indian he soon realizes he doesn't
    speak English. Thinking Indians know sign language he again tries
    to communicate.

    Walking his fingers across his hand he asks the Indian, "Are you
    in the infantry?"

    The Indian just looks at him.

    Then putting two fingers together and bringing down in an arc he
    asks, "Are you with the paratroopers?"

    Still no response.

    This time he puts one finger between two on the other hand and
    says, "Boom, boom, are you with artillery?"

    Again no response.

    The marine says, "I know", putting his hands over his eyes to
    mimic using binoculars he says, "you're with reconnaissance,
    right?"
    With this the Indian jumps out of the hole and runs like hell, he
    zigzags back and forth through the field using any cover he can
    find till finally he makes it back to his squad.

    There he finds his English speaking friend.

    His friend asks, "Are you crazy you could have been killed?"

    The Indian replies, "My chances better in field than another
    foxhole!!! In the last foxhole, a big marine tell me, 'When
    troops go home and moon go down him f**k me up ass till eyes bug
    out!!'
  • Two days.......classic :D
  • Very good!!!! :P :lol: Just luv the one about the Indian & the Marine......hehehehehe. Utterly, cracked me up!!! :lol: :lol:
  • G** damn that was funny
  • Heres one I heard in my neck of the woods -

    Did you hear that K-Mart has sold all of their stores in Iraq ?
    They've been replaced with Target stores.
  • The Iraqi Minister of Defense called all of Saddam's body doubles together for a meeting. He said "I have good news and bad news. The good news is Saddam is still alive! The bad news is he lost an arm!" :blink:

  • James VanB....... Target stores!!?!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is funny!!!!!

    Lost an arm huh? UH OH!! heheheheee :lol:
  • Two of the reasons why Canadian forces weren't involved in Iraq:
    1) our helicopter was broken
    2) their rivers aren't deep enough for our war canoes
  • lol hey thats not cool im canadian :pump:
    :stink:
  • Heres one!

    SAddam huisans son goes to the chip shop to buy a meal for him and his dad. Later on he comes back from his trip with the food in his arms. So sadam huisan says 'why have you got the food in your arms?' and the son awnsers 'no Bagdad'. :lol:

    and another one....

    Where does sadam huisan keep his CDs?

    In a iraq! :lol:

    Lats all foks

    ali-g7

    :punk: :punk: :punk:
  • What is the clear proof of Iraq and Al-Qaeda co-operating?

    They both have a Q.



    Ja ali, jumalan nimeen opettele kirjoittamaan.